Because every day's so cold but you know how that goes.

Boring Sunday. Woke up at 8am because I fucking stained the bed with my blood. It was the time of month :( I can't wait for it to be over so I can be carefree. Contradicts with the brand of sanitary pad called Carefree. Sorry, just ignore me. I slept at 3am & woke up 8am. That would probably explain to you why I do not make sense here.

Went Ikea in the morning to have breakfast. Yummeh Swedish meatballs with spag & cheesecake as dessert :) Walked around, bought some stuff and went home. Spent the whole day at home 'til dinner. Dinner sucked today. I chose to eat the wrong food -pui

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms. Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and the boy both agreed.

Ms. Neelam: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Boy: (pause) "Legs."
Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms. Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Boy: "Coconut"
Ms. Neelam: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy: "Bubblegum"
Ms. Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: "Shake hands"
Ms. Neelam: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
Boy: "Yep."
Ms. Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Boy: "Tent"
Ms. Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: "Wedding Ring"
Ms. Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Boy: "Nose"
Ms. Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Boy: "Arrow"
Ms. Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy: "Firetruck"
Ms. Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand?"
Boy: "Fork"
Ms. Neelam: "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"
Boy: "Surname"
Ms. Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"
Boy: "Heart."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Watching The Noose on Ch5 right now while doing up my online shop(teehee). Gurmit Singh is so full of nonsense & comical. He's the person to look for when you need to laugh & feel happy. Two more days to 2008 & I'm so not looking forward to it. I'm not ready for another year. I'm not done with the new blog's layout at all, not ready to start working like mad for money :( Not ready to give up all my play & shopping time for work, not ready to travel early in the morning everyday at 8-fucking-am, not ready to ditch hhheartbreakhotel :(


But they say, a new year means a new beginning. I don't know, I don't really like new beginnings though. I'm afraid of what might happen next year.. Like what B said, I shouldn't take all these so seriously. It might happen to some of us but not all. Oh well! I'm going to go work on the shop now. Goodnight (:

Lie to me tonight
Say it's gonna be alright
It's not gonna be alright
We used to sleep like a grave

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Shuhui Omg you are gross :( School's starting, fuck it.
Steph Yes love it [:
-j Hahaha yes!!
Elyssa Hey, have I met you? :/ Haha thanks!
JaniceWong Hey thanks! :D
Vilvian Me too :(

These nights shine bright with anger tonight as I'm calling you tonight.



Strength is nothing more than how well you hide the pain.

Hey, sorry for the lack of updates. Been busy/fucked up of recent, weren't really in the mood to do so. Haven't got much to talk about either. Just a lot of private emotions. Haven't been really good :(

(Friday/ 210607)
It was the worst day of the week/month & probably, even year.

But, I'm not gonna mentioned exactly what happened. It was bitter, very painful for me. I went school, went through shit, called baby & broke down really bad, finished whatever I needed to do. She didn't fucking help so whatever, I left school, went home, broke down again. I need some time alone but Zel kept coming into the room. I showered, got dressed & met baby at my place.

We took a train down to City Hall. Walked over to Mac's & had late lunch there. Shaker fries was sold out :( :( :( I was so upset luh! Tsk, so we ate & talked. Baby made me feel a little bitty better. It was 4plus so we hurriedly finished our food & went to Bras Basah Complex to look for my tools. ArtFriend didn't have the one I wanted so we went down to Taka & looked for it, but they didn't have. I called hell lot of people for help & yet, no avail. Sarahf helped me to look for Vin Mart DIY's contact number but it's not in service anymore. It was at Bedok so baby said we should just try, go with whatever we have now. So we went. I made 249836437 phone calls on the way, so fucking worried. Baby kept looking at me, haha. We got to Bedok, took bus 17 & we kinda got lost so I called Josh & Zaeron 'cos both of them stays around that area so I thought maybe they can help or whatever. But ugh, no :(! So I called Zel, she helped me (good mood, really, she went for a movie with Daddy earlier on that day) to look for Home Fix contact & check on Vin Mart. Vin Mart opens 'til 0530pm, that's why their line isn't in service.

I got Compass Point's Home Fix contact number, I called & asked if they had whatever I needed. THANK GOD THEY DO!! Baby & I cabbed down to Compass Point immediately. I got my stuff, bought stuff for Zel & went straight home, baby cabbed home as well.

Her Don't worry.. Every problem will have its solution.
Me (pause) But how long does it take to find the solution? I can't wait anymore yknow, baby I'm so scared.
Her Er. This is a good question. I will refer this to my upstairs.

You'd know this if you've watched Just Follow Law.
But whatever baby said is very true. I do agree but my question contradict with her line.

Okay photos, not much. Just a few (: It wasn't a day to date. I was vexed, baby was worried.




Got home & I was super tired. Had dinner & went to the room. Baby got home & I called her. We talked 'til around 1-2am & slept (:


(Saturday/ 220607)
I had tuition in the morning & it was good (: A three-hour tuition was great, really. Baby wanted to come over so I went to shower & went off to meet her. We didn't do much, just around at favourite place & went to buy stuff for Daddy. Went home & got changed, went out for dinner.



I was okay during dinner but before & aftermath, was really bad. I cried in the car & stuff. It was stupid but I can't help it :(

Got home, called baby & we talked 'til around 3am in the morning (:

(Sunday/ Today 230607)
I just finished watching Spider Lilies on Crunchy Roll :) It's a R21 show but teehee, someone uploaded it on CR. Nothing sexual, it's just profanities. They've got subtitles, so everyone can watch (:

Had another three-hour tuition. I finally finished my Maths. I have two more sets of it to finish, two more Chem & English compo. I got idea of what to write already, maybe I'll write it later. I wonder when, it's friggin' 0738pm now. I'm texting baby, looking for nice babygirl/boy names while waiting for Pizzahut to call me back. I need dinner, so hungry :(



Omg the last one is funny!


Paris Hilton Jail Dairy: Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5

Omg she is a great singer, I feel. Okay, quite good la. Click here, go watch her videos. I'm waiting for dinner. Zel & my maid went off to get dinner. :D Oh by the way, please do me a favour by voting for Bobby here! It is unlimited votes so please go on voting. He's under Nanyang Poly! :D Thank youuuu (:

Okay some jokes, for yall :)

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings & a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now & found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure... go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$260,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh &one more thing.... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later. I love you!'
MAN: 'Bye, I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at
him in astonishment.


THEN he asks: 'Anyone know whose phone this is?

Extracted vanillabeaaan :)

Oh Gran came over just now (: Had dinner & she just went home. Daddy have some dinner function with his client, so he went out too. Now Mummy's in the living, laughing at the Jacky Wu show. She kept calling me -.- Because it's too funny. Aiyo, damn auntie la she. I want to play Audition & they just got home with my dindin so I shall go eat! :D


Okay dinnertime! [: I'll come back to edit this post if I have anything else. Actually usually, I'll post in my lj, more often, my private (: Click here, comment in my journal please! As anonymous yes. I will love you. Ok mummy's yelling. Goodnight!

P/s: School starts tomorrow, fuck it.
P/p/s: 5 more days to our first get together!! :D
P/p/p/s: Check out baby's Xanga (: I made the layout for her!

Remember the look upon her face?
Remember the way she loved the chase?
If we ever go back there someday,
I'd never, ever, let her get away.

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Stefthyname Haha it stained my fingers too okay. No choice la, it's the price we gotta pay (:
Varron Haha sure (: Eh uhh what's your url uh? Thank you thank you :) Study hard for Ns!
Teresa Yay! But I need to do more work ):
Xinyi Omgomgomg yknow I knew this was coming but I didn't know what to do so I just didn't change or whatever. I'm friendly, honest! It's just that if I smile/wave to you, & you don't recognise me or don't wave back, I'd be damn embarrassed so I thought I should just don't smile or wave. To save myself from the embarrassment :D
Graceyeoh Text me okay! I need to fill you in with lotsa details. [: Mm I'll be cutting on Saturday morning (: Not tmr. My mom !! Whatever, as long as I get to cut my hair. But cute right the quiz! :D
April Yeh when I have the time to allright? I'm damn angry with your FT & I'm talking to you on MSN now (:

Is it a crime when you love someone so much that you can't see clearly?



There's nothing wrong with fairy tales. Everyone winds up 'happily ever after'.

Remember Avril's Girlfriend? The song that Celeste made a video out of? Here's the Chinese/Cheena version.



Damn retarded! There's more okay! Listen to all the versions here! The site is in Chinese by the way. :/

I slept at 11pm last night & I still felt so lethargic this morning. Fuck, what is this man?! :(

It's 1118pm now. I wanted to sleep so badly just now but in order to finish my work & sleep earlier tonight, I just have to get things done before sleeping. Damn it. Zel has been sleeping since 0630pm, after the 0530pm Channel 8 show 'til now. No dinner okay. I wonder what actually made her so tired & why school didn't give her any homework. Tsk.

I abhor that girl who walked in front of me while I was walking to school. Do not lift your head up so high, really, do not, I'm telling you. It's disgusting. Adding on to the fact that you completely do not have manners, you don't know how to say please & thank you. You obviously do not know how you look like facing a mirror. You should go look into a mirror, really. Look at the girl you see, does she scare you? She scares me.

There were quite a number of people alking that way this morning. I don't want any misunderstandings so, a hint to who she is: She's an upper-sec girl from SJC, period.

Mrs Ong will be back in school tmr, she wasn't in school today. But Mrs Lee was ): & there's SS ): ): PE was (blank). I don't know what word to use to describe it. We settled down in Lin laoshi's room, but Mr Sim walked past & asked us to go downstairs & stay with the class, that way is safer 'cos people who walk pass might think that we're skipping classes. We didn't wanna go down so we just action a little, show him that we went down. We ended up running back to the library, which is behind Lin laoshi's room. Haha stayed in there, talked & stuff. Sass & the rest came up to enjoy the air-con, after their PE lessons. SS - Fucking boring to the core.

Recess. They went to change in the toilet. And this is how Qiaos look like in her new hair :)



Oh my, I finally have got pictures to put up. Sorry for the lack of images!

She looks good, no? She does! Comment & say that she does, this is an order! Hahahaha. She's going into a depression 'cos of her hair. Hahahahaha [:

Ate during recess, like after so long uh. Chemistry, did practical & Lit was next. The quiz. I'm so dead la. I didn't read the text & I can't do the quiz at all. I need to hand it in by tmr. Gosh. After school, went to Miss Chia's room to rest. Talked, got drinks & all. Miss Chia came, went through our work & left school at around 4pm (:

This is funny, read on!

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"

He won the case, not kidding!

I have an eyecandy, actually. So. Damn. Cute. -faints
She'd be my motivation to go to school. Eh but not that strong la. :/ Heh. Not strong enough.


I've decided. If I have nothing on tmr, I'm gonna sleep like how Zel did today. I dunch care. I want long long long long forever sleep. I need it, in fact. 15 minutes to 12am, to Thursday! Omg I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! :D

P/s: Somehow everything I own smells of you..

If the world would fall apart
In a fiction worthy wind
I wouldn't change a thing
Now that you're here.

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