Because every day's so cold but you know how that goes.

Boring Sunday. Woke up at 8am because I fucking stained the bed with my blood. It was the time of month :( I can't wait for it to be over so I can be carefree. Contradicts with the brand of sanitary pad called Carefree. Sorry, just ignore me. I slept at 3am & woke up 8am. That would probably explain to you why I do not make sense here.

Went Ikea in the morning to have breakfast. Yummeh Swedish meatballs with spag & cheesecake as dessert :) Walked around, bought some stuff and went home. Spent the whole day at home 'til dinner. Dinner sucked today. I chose to eat the wrong food -pui

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms. Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and the boy both agreed.

Ms. Neelam: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Boy: (pause) "Legs."
Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms. Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Boy: "Coconut"
Ms. Neelam: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy: "Bubblegum"
Ms. Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: "Shake hands"
Ms. Neelam: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
Boy: "Yep."
Ms. Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Boy: "Tent"
Ms. Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: "Wedding Ring"
Ms. Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Boy: "Nose"
Ms. Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Boy: "Arrow"
Ms. Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy: "Firetruck"
Ms. Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand?"
Boy: "Fork"
Ms. Neelam: "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"
Boy: "Surname"
Ms. Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"
Boy: "Heart."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Watching The Noose on Ch5 right now while doing up my online shop(teehee). Gurmit Singh is so full of nonsense & comical. He's the person to look for when you need to laugh & feel happy. Two more days to 2008 & I'm so not looking forward to it. I'm not ready for another year. I'm not done with the new blog's layout at all, not ready to start working like mad for money :( Not ready to give up all my play & shopping time for work, not ready to travel early in the morning everyday at 8-fucking-am, not ready to ditch hhheartbreakhotel :(


But they say, a new year means a new beginning. I don't know, I don't really like new beginnings though. I'm afraid of what might happen next year.. Like what B said, I shouldn't take all these so seriously. It might happen to some of us but not all. Oh well! I'm going to go work on the shop now. Goodnight (:

Lie to me tonight
Say it's gonna be alright
It's not gonna be alright
We used to sleep like a grave

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Wenna Oh thanksssss :) Continue reading & comment more okay! Take care!!
Rosental Hey :) Left a comment in your Haloscan!
April Heyyy take care of yourself at camp okay :( I will miss youuuuuu!
Shinn You are love too :D :D :D Pure goodness!

The simple ways we roll our eyes are exactly how we disguise our secrets.



Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

I am so exhausted, seriously.

I was awake at 9am. Met Si Wing @ Compass 'cos it was pouring heavily so I met her first. I went down, collected my stuff with baby on the phone with me, came back utterly soaked -.- I was whining to baby 'cos I didn't shower (but I did washed my face & brushed my teeth!!) & I went out, I told her I could've showered in the rain, haha. Went back home, showered & met Marisa. Baby was super late! >:@ I really hate to wait & waste my time waiting. She came only at around 12noon when we both arranged to meet at my void deck at around 1130am. K whatever, so we cabbed to school, handed in my work & off to Ikea [:

Oh coincidentally, we wore the same thing; white top, with blue jeans & black shoes for her/heels for me. The colour of the belt is the only difference. Mine was red while hers, black. Great minds think alike, y/n? :)

The restaurant was so packed that we couldn't find a seat so we decided to walk around first. It was hilarious, the way I always try to get angry with you but I failed to. The expression she have on her face just lights me up. That is obviously positive but if I'm really angry, just imagine if we're in the midst of an argument & I burst out laughing. She'd probably get angrier or offended, hahaha. We combed the entire place & got really tired so we went to sit around at the benches outside the restrooms. Talked while some kids were running around us & all.




Left: I want the red lamp
Right: Baby thought that was lovely.


Shinn says: She looks cartoony.
She sure does! [:

I drew this :) :) :)

I like the right better. :P


After much discussion, we decided to take 27 to Tampines train station & take a train down to Bugis. Shopped around. Walked over to Bugis Street, a place that baby hates 'cos of the ahbengs & ahlians in there + the smokers but 'cos I really wanna go over so she just came along. Teehee, thanks bb (: We were walking & we bumped into Yvette. I caught a glance of her while talking to baby & I wanted to ask if Yvette had a twin. Hahaha! Yvette is damn funny luh. We continued walking around, laughing like idiots. And guess what? We couldn't find our way out. Rofl, but thank God I remembered the other time when I went there with Qiaos, we exited by a staircase & I remember seeing it while walking just now. Phew, if not I don't think I'll ever find the way out haha!

We walked back to Bugis Junction, shopping around. I saw this blue stripped blouse in Dorothy Perkins & baby thought it was nice & I'm gonna buy it. BUTBUTBUTTTT, missy has done far too much online shopping so I gotta save up, ugh :( I was super unhappy 'cos I didn't buy anything, as usual. Baby suggested to have laksa somewhere across Bugis Street but we weren't hungry at all. So we continued shopping around. We went into Muji then to Kino. Bought pens for myself & Sass @ Muji & at Kino, we just combed the place & bought nothing. I'm gonna buy the Elliot Perlman's book, hoho.

So after that, we went to Raffles City. Had Cafe Cartel for dinner (: We talked 'til around 0730pm & took a train back to DG. Spent some time at the platform, pouring my heart out to baby. Felt a lot better after that (: Took train to SK & we sat at our favourite spot & camwhored :) She sent me home after that.


Look here Sass! -waves. Remember hold your chin & talk? xD On the left. HAHAHA!


Right: SHE IS SO ANNOYING!!! >:(

And here are my fav-ber-rate photos of the day :)




This is an animation of my dearest talking with a lot of hand gestures.


We're talking on MSN now (: Go to her xanga, she is such a sweetheart♥

Shinnteo is my new friend. She is cute & retarded & I started liking her last night [: Heh. Shinn, are you happy!? Hahaha! You're sleeping like a log now, I'm pretty sure.

There's tuition tomorrow morning. I'm wondering if I should go for breakfast tomorrow morning before tuition starts @ 10am. It's a bit too early though :/ I'll see how. I'm watching dvds with Zel now.

April gave me these links. Very cool site, click here for free fashion magazine. I signed up for them too [: And another one is the face transformer, which is really retarded, go & try it, really, click here. It is something like Sony Ericsson's Face Warp, very cool. [: Shhh I secretly tried one with baby's face :O!


Okay, I'll go watch dvds & talk to baby now. Tuition tomorrow & I'm quite excited! :D I shall end the post here. Goodnight y'all, I hope y'all had a good Friday yes! More tomorrow. Love (L)!

The storm is bad tonight,
So how could I awake without you here?
Your picture is on the wall.
You haven't called but I will wait for you.

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Cherilyn Piao liang de hair gonez ):
Graceyeoh The first thing that came to my mind when I was typing that was 'Yeh why? Why can't memories hold my hand?' You know exactly what I'm driving at. Haha yeh, Sass was helping me with my hair today! Yayness for the new hairstyle, the new look :) Glynis is super slow, how 'bout that uh! And why are you so quiet when we were out or isit that I talked too much ):
Yifang Hahaha thank you. EVERYONE WHO!
Sylvia Thanks a lot babes! :D
Michellelau Haha thanks! Cheer up okay!
Joey Haha yesyes :) Thanks sweetie.
Varron Haha thank you! :D
Vil Haha thank you babes! :D
Cynthia Haha yeh okay! :D Thank you Cyn! I hope you're coping well with school yes!
Josh Haha so cute. Love you Josh :)
Puayleng No worries! :D
Yuann Thanks ah. I love you Xiaoyuann! :D
Amanda The world is so smalllllllllll. I love you darhL! :D Xiaoyuann is irritating >:(
April Haha thanks! :)

I’ve spent all this time trying to forget the one person I knew that I never could.



There are certain people who are not meant to fit in your life, no matter how much you want them to.

NEW LAYOUT'S UP, COMMENT PLEASE! :D
Okay sorry for the lack of updates. This would be a really long entry, so bear with me allright! Tons of photos to upload luh.

060407, Good Friday
Happyness = Ikea, town with my favourite girls :)

Met up Sass & Bestaye at the train station, took a train down to Serangoon & we alighted as Shyan weren't there yet. Met Shyan & we decided to cab there instead. Got to Ikea, walked around, called Qiaos to see if she has already eaten. She had some quick bite so we went to queue at the restaurant. Some fucked up family of 3 kept staring at Bestaye from top to toe & back toe to top. The queue was fucking long luh. Got a seat & we went to get food. Super yummyyyyyyy. We had a great filling lunch eh. After that we went to walk around :)

Okay pictures first before I continue :)






















From top to bottom, left to right:
1) Sass & I :)
2) Sass & her signature pose!
3) Sass on that S chair
4) Bestaye & Shyan :)
5) Us before Qiaos came
6) Mirror
7) Feminine Mom, hungry baby & macho Dad
8) Circular mirror!
9) Bestaye on the bed, haha she took off her shoes!
10) Hawt.
11) Mirror
12) Emo-ing. (We sang An Jing for her to get into the mood HAHAHA)
13) Sass' backview
14) Shyan Low dip it low!
15) Scan-der-lous
16) Shitting
17) Does the dress fit me!
18) Oh ah lian pose!
19) Shyan!
20) Qiaos the Ahlian
21) Chanel Choo the SK-II ambassador
22) Mirror
23) Sass & Bestaye (The couple) with Qiaos, the third party behind
24) Bestaye & Shyan
25) Sass tryin' to kill Shyan :O!
26) Threesome!
27) Qiaos & I :)
28) Sass & the ugly photo
29) Bestaye, acting really pitiful in the closet
30) (HELLA FUNNY) Little girl got locked up in the closet! The fingers there made it look real but the reflection on the mirror made it look stupid HAHAHA
31) Oh sexy uh
32) Backview of Qiaos & Sass
33) Myself & Sass
34) Qiaos & Shyan
35) Bestaye with the pot
36) Now with Qiaos!
37) Oh like wedding uh!
38) Sass on that tiny kiddy bed. It fits, just right. :D
39) Bestaye & I in that chair thingy. HAHAHA
40) Qiaos & I :)

After that we cabbed to town, dropped Bestaye at Queenstown train station & went off to Somerset. KLJ came with Liz, after that, Sass, Qiaos & I left to Heeren. Sass got her black jeans! Damn nice. Walked around, went over to Wisma to check out my top. Bloody hell, don't have my size ): I'm going to go get it this weekend with Maine, probably. Mm after that we went to meet Xiangling & went over to BK at Wheelock 'cos Xiangling wanted to eat. Sat around, watched some bloody funny disturbing videos, talked & laughed hell a lot. Walked over to Shaw, saw Sharene & Lydia at Mac's. Went to Mango, looked around & went over to Far East. We were actually waiting for Shyan to be done with her shopping la huh. Left after walking awhile. Sass went to take train, I took a cab while Qiaos & Xiangling went to meet Shyan.









Cabbed to the restaurant, had dinner with the family :)
















We caught damn a lot of fishes luh k. Haha :) Went home around 9plus. Slept at around 1plus.

070407, Saturday
Went to Aunt's place in the afternoon :) Played with Jermaine & watched vcds! :D




Maine called while I was at the bus stop. Took 163 & she hung up after awhile. Got to TPY at around 0615 & Qiaos only came at around 0720! Went to HDB Hub auditorium, got our tickets & waited around 'til the door opens. The musical was fab, saw a few familiar faces. It feels good to be around the UAN people again. I might be heading to UAN after Os, I miss being on stage, I miss performing :)













We left during the interval 'cos Qiaos needed to leave. What a waste ): I was damn sadddddd but I didn't wanna watch alone. I wanted to ask Xiaoyuann to come, so Qiaos could give the the Elite sticker & we can watch tgr but I didn't of course. I went to meet Xiaoyuann instead. Qiaos & I shared a cab & I alighted at Yishun train station while she went off to Boon Lay. Met Xiaoyuann & we walked over to North Point. Saw Amanda darhL with Kj! :D Damn happy. Xiaoyuann was sew ghey. Haha. Went to Mac's, sat around & talked. Some shitz happened & I went home. Xiaoyuann made me cry in the busssssssssssssssssssss! Evil pok. But nevermind. I don't blame her, neither do I wanna make her feel bad. She's definitely great company. I told her things that I wouldn't tell anyone else, 'cept my closest friend like Qiaos, Grace & April.


Xiaoyuann, thanks for your company yesterday. No one makes me smile like you do :) Wednesday wednesday! I love you many many♥

Took 965 & got home around 12plus :) Slept at 3am.

080407, Sunday
Slept 'til 3pm(HAHA PIG), showered & did my work 'til dinner. Had dinner with the family :) Some shitz happened again but whatever. I'm not gonna bother so much.

School tmr. Ugh dreaddddddddd.

I have a little piece of you with me always.

Shit I haven't finish my Lit unseen prose. Fuck. GAH! Whatever I'm going to sleep. Fucking tired. Goodnight sexys :)
/Edit. Pardon the messiness k. It is because of the new layout ): /edited

When you hold me like you do, it feels so right
I start to forget how my heart gets torn,
When that hurt gets thrown, feeling like you can't go on

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