Because every day's so cold but you know how that goes.

Boring Sunday. Woke up at 8am because I fucking stained the bed with my blood. It was the time of month :( I can't wait for it to be over so I can be carefree. Contradicts with the brand of sanitary pad called Carefree. Sorry, just ignore me. I slept at 3am & woke up 8am. That would probably explain to you why I do not make sense here.

Went Ikea in the morning to have breakfast. Yummeh Swedish meatballs with spag & cheesecake as dessert :) Walked around, bought some stuff and went home. Spent the whole day at home 'til dinner. Dinner sucked today. I chose to eat the wrong food -pui

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms. Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and the boy both agreed.

Ms. Neelam: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Boy: (pause) "Legs."
Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms. Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Boy: "Coconut"
Ms. Neelam: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy: "Bubblegum"
Ms. Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: "Shake hands"
Ms. Neelam: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
Boy: "Yep."
Ms. Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Boy: "Tent"
Ms. Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: "Wedding Ring"
Ms. Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Boy: "Nose"
Ms. Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Boy: "Arrow"
Ms. Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy: "Firetruck"
Ms. Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand?"
Boy: "Fork"
Ms. Neelam: "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"
Boy: "Surname"
Ms. Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"
Boy: "Heart."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Watching The Noose on Ch5 right now while doing up my online shop(teehee). Gurmit Singh is so full of nonsense & comical. He's the person to look for when you need to laugh & feel happy. Two more days to 2008 & I'm so not looking forward to it. I'm not ready for another year. I'm not done with the new blog's layout at all, not ready to start working like mad for money :( Not ready to give up all my play & shopping time for work, not ready to travel early in the morning everyday at 8-fucking-am, not ready to ditch hhheartbreakhotel :(


But they say, a new year means a new beginning. I don't know, I don't really like new beginnings though. I'm afraid of what might happen next year.. Like what B said, I shouldn't take all these so seriously. It might happen to some of us but not all. Oh well! I'm going to go work on the shop now. Goodnight (:

Lie to me tonight
Say it's gonna be alright
It's not gonna be alright
We used to sleep like a grave

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